My Probation Consists of Guarding an Abandoned Asylum | Part 13
Well, at least now with
the chaplain/morgue technician defeated, there’s no more reason to keep the spiritual
area locked. Yet, the almost-charcoal benches worried me about a possible fire,
and the extinguishers surely were empty again.
Of course they were. The
first three were devoid of content. I went to Wing C, looking for the last one,
and finally found out why the perpetual need to refill them.
It was a malnourished
skeletal ghost rolled around the fire extinguisher, hugging it. Its big eyes,
once-human features, bony extremities and almost-translucent skin made him
resemble a fire-extinguisher-desiring Gollum. He was using all the force of his
lips and diaphragm to suck the content out of the red tank’s hoe.
Fucking junkies! Not even
dead stop draining others.
“Hey! Quit that shit!” I
yelled at the ghoul.
He compelled. Drop the cylinder
and threw himself against me. Shit.
I ran away from him, taking
cover on the closest office. The management one.
I placed my weight
against the door. The junky phantom pounded it from behind. I’ve been here
before.
***
Almost ten years ago I
was in my sister-in-law’s place. Her parents, Lisa and I were making her an
intervention for her (as they called it) “heroin consumption issue.” It was an
understatement naming her addiction an “issue.”
“You don’t understand
me!” The junky young girl screamed at us.
Her parents and sister
tried to convince her she was right. That they were trying to make sense of it
and help her. I had a more direct approach.
“Just quit that shit! You
ungrateful and irresponsible bitch!”
After my intervention, my
sister-in-law started crying. Her parents looked at me with their usual
disapproval, and Lisa forced me out of the apartment.
“What the fuck do you
think you’re doing?” She confronted me.
“I’m sorry, love.” I
replied as I rested on the door. “But someone had to tell her the truth, and
none of you seemed to be inclined to do it.”
Screams and thumps were
coming from the inside of the apartment.
“I brought you here to
support me and your political family, not this shit…”
***
The management office’s
door was ripped apart under the strong drive of the white anti-fire substance
junky that had trapped me there. His boney hands grabbed my head. With a headbang,
he made another hole to the right of my face. His long cold tongue licked me.
I almost puked in disgust.
The pull from the creature outside of the room countered my gag.
The wooden plank and me
fall over the junky in the middle of Wing C’s hallway.
He let me go for a second,
enough for me to break free.
I found a new hiding
place in the records room. It’s equally moonlight-less, cold, ventilated
through the broken window and dirty as my previous one. Yet, it was preferrable
over the fucking junky with the force of an elephant and the drive of a
football player already damaged for so many concussions.
I received a call on my
mobile phone.
Weird. There is no signal
on the island. I can just send messages to Alex or Russel through satellite
internet at one specific hour every day, and that hour had to be also used to
post this bullshit and/or research through the web.
Of course it was an
unknown number.
I answered the vibrating
device.
“Hey! I managed to learn
how to intervene other communication devices,” an excited and familiar voice
let me know.
“Luke?!”
“Of course, my horse,”
the more we interact, the odder he gets. “Look under ‘Matthews.’”
With my phone on speaker,
I searched under the M drawer.
Main, Martyr (such a strange
last name), Masters. Aha! Matthews.
I took the record out of
its once-yellow folder prison. Skimmed through it with my phone’s flashlight.
“Thirty-seven-years-old. Wing
C. Dr. Young oversaw his care. Room 37,” I mumbled to Luke as I inspected the
file. “Okay, got something.” I changed to a clearer voice. “He got interned
because of his addiction to heroin, cocaine, opioids and the list go on. Shit!
This guy was a serious case.”
“Focus, you unempathetic
asshole. What’s the cause of dead?”
Even if I didn’t like his
tone, he had brought me back in track to the important stuff.
“He swallowed the content
of a fire extinguisher after breaking his room’s lock during an abstinence episode,”
I read out loud.
This fucking guy. I
just expressed that for myself.
“Okay, Luke,” continued
with my interlocutor. “So we need to keep him in place until he gets
detoxicated. How do we do that?”
“We ghosts are vulnerable
to electricity,” he advised.
I got a very dumb idea.
***
“Hey! Ugly bastard. Come
and get me!” I screamed at the junky spirit.
I had recovered an empty
extinguisher from Wing B and waved it in front of the sucker trying to convince
him it was full. He bit the bait.
I fled away from the four-leg
runner that wanted what I didn’t have. I cross the Bachman Asylum all the way
to Wing A. My muscles were burning from the weight and the strain.
The Tolkienesque creature
kept getting closer to me.
“Friendly electric
ghost!” I screamed at the empty hallway. “I can really use your help now.”
She had helped me before
unsolicited. I hoped if I asked her nicely, she would have done it again. I
hoped wrong.
The growl of the junky
specter was angrier and more desperate.
“Fuck it!” I mumbled as I
let go of the fire extinguisher.
It rolled into the
acid-made hole I caused a week ago. The creature jumped into it. Unfortunately,
it was no Mountain Doom.
Take out my phone from my
pocket as it started ringing. I headed to the end of the corridor, to the
janitor’s closet.
“What now?!” I yelled at
Luke.
The creature figured out
that the red container I offered him was empty.
“There’s another
thing...”
Luke’s paradoxically
optimistic and chilling voice was interrupted when the fucker jumped over me.
I dropped my phone.
Me and the addict ghoul
rolled down the long stone stairway that led to the underground lab.
My physical body made me
roll further in the moisty ground than my supposedly intangible junky foe.
A weird chill, like a tingling,
assaulted my back. I shook expecting something over me. Nothing. It was just
the purple electric dainty fingers of the Tesla coil. It was on again. It
wasn’t my doing. Yet, I was grateful for the new aid as I had lost
communication with my longtime collaborator.
I crawled to the opposite
side of the coil.
“Hey!” I yelled again to
the extinguishers sniffing bastard. “Come and get me, bitch!”
He swirled swiftly
through the uneven floor as he approached the coil. He roared with his damaged
vocal cords.
“Don’t stop, useless junky!”
As if I commanded him the
opposite, he suddenly stopped. Just at enough distance to be outside of the
coil’s electric field. Shit!
“Motherfucker!”
He didn’t move. His wide
froggy eyes lowered. A tear tumbled out of the left one.
Shit...
I left the safety of the
coil’s center cylinder and approached the creature that had hunted me through
the night. I could still feel the static on my nape.
“Hey,” I said gently to get
his attention.
He lifted his enormous
eyes that instead of blood-lusting were begging.
“I know you need help,” I
said to him. “I can help you. I’ll come frequently and make sure you don’t need
anything. But is important for you to be kept away from the delicious
extinguishers.”
I extended my right hand
to him.
He stared at it for
almost a minute.
Finally, he placed his
own flimsy palm over mine.
Gently, I led him close
to the coil. The powerful electric appendages of the Tesla machine attached to
his ectoplasmic body and pulled him. He failed to free himself from the
magnetic power.
***
He is still there. Stuck
in the machine, unable to leave. But it will help him to get better. He just
needs time and care.
Also, with that issue
solved, I wrote a satisfaction-filled message to Alex in regard of his next
delivery trip. “Please bring the last fire extinguishers refill.” I even took
the time to ask him to also bring me something for Luke.
After that, I located my
task list. The set of instructions that I was given on my first day had become
obsolete. There was no reason to keep on following any of those. I turned the
small piece of paper to its clean back. I redacted: “1. Check on the junky in
the basement.”

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